I HAZ A BABY JEZUZ

I bought myself a scanner and I got you the pictures that I scanned today!! No need to thank me.

1. A Serious Pony Horse

2. A Serious NoBunny Lady

Baby Jesus would be proud.

CeWEBerty Status

Check me out. I'm on the internet.

NicoleIrizarry.Com

Photo/Street Cred: That picture was taken by Elena.

BOUNCE HOUSE!!!!

Bounce house party!! 

GO!

This bounce house party is guaranteed to have more than 3 guests unlike my own bounce house parties but will contain 300 times the fun. 

GO!

Or I will never smile for the rest of my life.

GO!

Future Dog Names I

When I get bored I write down future dog names. Here is that list with a special illustration of each name/personality:

Pikzza:

On the left we have Dog and on the right we have Smaller Dog:

Fine Dining:

Pleaket: (pleat + pocket)

 Cheez It:

Future Dog*: 

         *Future Dog must always wear that hat.

Diners Club:


The following were invented by other people:

Ali and Danny
     Joseph Stalin:
Elena

     Blinky:

Sarah
                                    B00k.

    Those are zero's in his name therefore he is written in binary code.

Birthday Time!!

Buy this for me. It's ok if I get more than one.




P.S - I gave myself away. Now you know that I google around for "shag dog puffkins".

It's too early to think

so I'll let children do the work for me.

While browsing the interweb, I stumbled upon a website that coherces children into drawing out idioms. I have found yet another soul mate. My original soul mate you ask... Why it's none other than Stuart,Florida.

broken record:

Yeah, it's a lovely and accurate depiction of what a broken record is BUT check out the year that it was recorded in.

cross my heart and hope to die:

I smell me a young emo/mass cult suicide fan!!

what's up:

The speech bubble really adds to the mood and deep emotion in this one. But the boot hand is what won me over.

Guess what this picture is supposed to be:

Nooo, it's not the worst "drawing" by a child ever. It's V.I.P silly!

Susan Sarandon Party

Finally someone is having a Susan Sarandon Cool Poofy Alien party. It's been ages since I've been to one of these:




P.S - I hear that band is out of this world.

Check them out:

The CouchFaces

Upcoming Elections

I'm not one to get into politics but when I see a candidate I really believe in, I spread the word.
I'm currently campaign manager for a candidate that is really stirring things up locally!!!

Let me introduce you to Little.


Little is running for Pinecrest Educational Board Treasurer. He promises a low budget and high hopes!

Personal Qualities:
If you comb his hair it stays flat.
He's a model. (Obviously. Look at that profile)

Professional Qualities:
He's been alive for like a week and a half so he hasn't been ruined by Capitol Hill/Pinecrest Hill.
If you comb his hair it stays flat!! (two exclamation points this time)

Vote November 4th. Change Pinecrest. Change the world.

Fine. I embellished some facts in this post. Little is a stage name. Everything else is absolutely true.

Morning Art

TAXI!

Photo shoot Phun

My boyfriends

Look closely

I'm smiling. 

I've got new pants...

They're made out of strawberry.

Bounce House III

Everyone wanted these pictures. So here they are.

Let's see if I drank enough coffee to make witty comments. 

This is the third installment of the Bounce House parties. The way bounce house parties work is that I invite around 10 people over to bounce in the bounce house. Then around 5 show up and we drink "juice" that I made. The recipe you ask...Sure...Here it is:

• 2 bottles of grain alcohol 
  
• 1 tub of tang
  
• 2 tubes of crystal light
  
• Lots of Splenda (I'm watching my figure)
  

When 5 people are the whole party you have to get creative with entertainment:



You also have to buy the correct amount of nachos:


Tony: "I wanna do the electric slide because I like the entertainment on cruises.."


Elena: "I do not want to do the electric slide because I look like Don King's hair"


Here are the really super cool pictures of people doing flips and twirls:





You: "Oh Nicole, You don't have any cool/super awesome bounce house pictures of yourself"
Me: "Sure I do..."
That was when I thought wearing a  hat was a good idea. Don't judge me.

The good thing about having a 5-7 people party is that it's easy to relocate....so we did.
We crashed a party somewhere around my house.
I had the really funny idea of telling them that I was a photographer for Ocean drive.
This is how they posed:


I wish I was kidding.