Technology is really really really cool. I made some examples of just how cool Technology is using Microsoft Word 97.
Example 1:
Those letters are made of real steel. What a steel!
Example 2:
This picture just totally freaked you out. It's ok, that's not a real ghost.
Calm down.
Example 3:
Ok. You caught me. This is the only WordArt that is actually completely true.
Example 4:
Don't feel bad because you don't want to date this sentence. It's society's fault. Not yours.
Example 5:
Seriously. Be fucking careful. I can only warn you so many times.
Further examples that I stole from gmail:
You can put a little .gif poop in each and every email you every write thanks to Technology!
