Technology

Technology is really really really cool. I made some examples of just how cool Technology is using Microsoft Word 97.

Example 1:

Those letters are made of real steel. What a steel! 

Example 2:

This picture just totally freaked you out. It's ok, that's not a real ghost. 

Calm down.

Example 3:

Ok. You caught me. This is the only WordArt that is actually completely true.

Example 4:

Don't feel bad because you don't want to date this sentence. It's society's fault. Not yours.

Example 5:

Seriously. Be fucking careful. I can only warn you so many times.

Further examples that I stole from gmail:

You can put a little .gif poop in each and every email you every write thanks to Technology!

TOOT TOOT

By toot toot I mean a horn sound. 

As if the dog were driving.

And that's funny because dogs can't drive! 

But I'm saying that this particular dog is driving AND tooting the horn.

Which is next to impossible. 

TOO funny!

My Favorite Actor

is Standy the Dog.

There he is! (Upper right hand corner.)

Here he is again, sitting.

And who can forget this memorable favorite:

Watch him in full-motion action right here!!!

Skip straight to 3:30 the rest is blah blah blah, french french movie stuff whatever.

2 Hot 2 Handle

Fire is SO cool. 

And so am I for spending my whole Friday night burning leafs+etc.

Lurve

This is what true lurve looks like. With flash.

I HAZ A BABY JEZUZ

I bought myself a scanner and I got you the pictures that I scanned today!! No need to thank me.

1. A Serious Pony Horse

2. A Serious NoBunny Lady

Baby Jesus would be proud.

CeWEBerty Status

Check me out. I'm on the internet.

NicoleIrizarry.Com

Photo/Street Cred: That picture was taken by Elena.

BOUNCE HOUSE!!!!

Bounce house party!! 

GO!

This bounce house party is guaranteed to have more than 3 guests unlike my own bounce house parties but will contain 300 times the fun. 

GO!

Or I will never smile for the rest of my life.

GO!

Future Dog Names I

When I get bored I write down future dog names. Here is that list with a special illustration of each name/personality:

Pikzza:

On the left we have Dog and on the right we have Smaller Dog:

Fine Dining:

Pleaket: (pleat + pocket)

 Cheez It:

Future Dog*: 

         *Future Dog must always wear that hat.

Diners Club:


The following were invented by other people:

Ali and Danny
     Joseph Stalin:
Elena

     Blinky:

Sarah
                                    B00k.

    Those are zero's in his name therefore he is written in binary code.

Birthday Time!!

Buy this for me. It's ok if I get more than one.




P.S - I gave myself away. Now you know that I google around for "shag dog puffkins".

It's too early to think

so I'll let children do the work for me.

While browsing the interweb, I stumbled upon a website that coherces children into drawing out idioms. I have found yet another soul mate. My original soul mate you ask... Why it's none other than Stuart,Florida.

broken record:

Yeah, it's a lovely and accurate depiction of what a broken record is BUT check out the year that it was recorded in.

cross my heart and hope to die:

I smell me a young emo/mass cult suicide fan!!

what's up:

The speech bubble really adds to the mood and deep emotion in this one. But the boot hand is what won me over.

Guess what this picture is supposed to be:

Nooo, it's not the worst "drawing" by a child ever. It's V.I.P silly!

Susan Sarandon Party

Finally someone is having a Susan Sarandon Cool Poofy Alien party. It's been ages since I've been to one of these:




P.S - I hear that band is out of this world.

Check them out:

The CouchFaces

Upcoming Elections

I'm not one to get into politics but when I see a candidate I really believe in, I spread the word.
I'm currently campaign manager for a candidate that is really stirring things up locally!!!

Let me introduce you to Little.


Little is running for Pinecrest Educational Board Treasurer. He promises a low budget and high hopes!

Personal Qualities:
If you comb his hair it stays flat.
He's a model. (Obviously. Look at that profile)

Professional Qualities:
He's been alive for like a week and a half so he hasn't been ruined by Capitol Hill/Pinecrest Hill.
If you comb his hair it stays flat!! (two exclamation points this time)

Vote November 4th. Change Pinecrest. Change the world.

Fine. I embellished some facts in this post. Little is a stage name. Everything else is absolutely true.

Morning Art

TAXI!